• Facebook: Hey, look at this!
  • Me: What is it Facebook, I'm on tumblr...
  • Facebook: No, no, this is awesome, you'll love it!
  • Me: Okay, okay, what have you got?
  • Facebook: You know how you used to have a feed of all your friend's posts, in order?
  • Me: Yes...
  • Facebook: Well, we made that tiny and put in the corner!
  • Me: I see...
  • Facebook: And now, where it used to be, you have some posts from your friends that I think you'll be interested in!
  • Me: How do you know what I'm interested in?
  • Facebook: Because of things!
  • Me: I'm...I'm not impressed...
  • Facebook: Oh, no, wait, that's not all...it gets better!
  • Me: It does? I have a suspicion your definition of "better" significantly differs from mine...
  • Facebook: No, really, this is great...
  • Me: Go on...
  • Facebook: You know those posts that we think you'll be interested in?
  • Me: Yes...
  • Facebook: They're all jumbled up and out of order! There could be one from four hours ago, followed by one from twenty minutes ago, followed by one from an hour and a half ago, followed by one that was just posted now...
  • Me: Fuck off.
  • Facebook: Why don't you love me anymore?

21 September 2011 ·

About Me

Life is Interesting, I have been through it all, and I came out smelling like roses. I have a Beautiful 4 year old daughter who possess a mouth much like her mother (insanely Sarcastic) and I meet my soul-mate on Match.com This is a place for me to post pictures of my life and love.

Email Me at MyFojo@gmail.com Always happy to talk !

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