January 2012
I just want to be perfect for you... Cause You are...
November 2011
listening to "Sara Bareilles - Sittin on the Dock... →
October 2011
Jelly donuts... YUMMMMM
My name is Lexy Rose, I’m sitting here sprawled on my floral print hand me down couch, inhaling an entire box of jelly doughnuts and listening to Nysnc’s “tearing up my heart”. Been sitting here for about 30 minutes staring at the dollops of jelly that landed on my chest and I’m fairly certain that that bit of jelly looks like a dog lifting his leg. But hey, life isn’t so bad, Right? I mean, So...
My diet consists of crackers and water.... Morning...
This is Ridiculous!!!!!
I have morning sickness all day (literally) from when I wake up till I go to bed. Then I have to get up to pee at 3am EVERY night and then spend about 45 minutes getting sick….
:-(
House is cleaned, and we cleaned all the carpets :-) sucessfull and productive day , now for some silver mine subs, a movie , and some Snuggling by the fireplace
Ally swimming lessons are done, oil changed, tires rotated…. Now it back hone to clean the house :-)
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I slept ALL night, It is a miracle :-)
withnailrules asked: It doesn't help that you're so damn beautiful, you know ;)
Baby is on the way :-)
:-) June 4th My bundle of Joy will come screaming into this world :-)
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Quickies in New York: Cowboy Boots and Tequila →
quickienewyork:
(Note: I found this on my phone last night. I must have written it last week after a few drinks and somehow forgotten about it. Good times.)
She was wearing cowboy boots and drinking tequila. Neat.
“Can we just pretend that I had the most awesome pick up line ever and you’ve agreed to let me…
“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely
to seek and find all the barriers...”
– Rumi (via horrifyingworld)
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September 2011
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Facebook: Hey, look at this!
Me: What is it Facebook, I'm on tumblr...
Facebook: No, no, this is awesome, you'll love it!
Me: Okay, okay, what have you got?
Facebook: You know how you used to have a feed of all your friend's posts, in order?
Me: Yes...
Facebook: Well, we made that tiny and put in the corner!
Me: I see...
Facebook: And now, where it used to be, you have some posts from your friends that I think you'll be interested in!
Me: How do you know what I'm interested in?
Facebook: Because of things!
Me: I'm...I'm not impressed...
Facebook: Oh, no, wait, that's not all...it gets better!
Me: It does? I have a suspicion your definition of "better" significantly differs from mine...
Facebook: No, really, this is great...
Me: Go on...
Facebook: You know those posts that we think you'll be interested in?
Me: Yes...
Facebook: They're all jumbled up and out of order! There could be one from four hours ago, followed by one from twenty minutes ago, followed by one from an hour and a half ago, followed by one that was just posted now...
Me: Fuck off.
Facebook: Why don't you love me anymore?
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand...
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“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are...”
– Albert Ellis
Headed down for a day at the Denver museum :-)
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Bikini contest @ tonys :-)
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Bitch please, I'm a unicorn.
wowfunniestposts:
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Let the baby making commence .... :-)
August 2011
